... OK son, just remember to have fun out there today. And if you lose, I'll kill you!
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Tryout season is finally over, but the drama persists. From $20,000 "sponsorships" for kids who can't skate to bench-boss nepotism, I’m hanging up the hockey dad whistle for seven days to focus on my Napoleon grill and a cold beer.
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From hormone chicken to $20,000 bribes, read why tryout season is a coaster of skipped CD-ROMs and 3.5% convenience fees.
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Welcome to March Break—or as hockey parents call it: The Great Logistics Trap. While the rest of the civilized world is currently sipping something with a tiny umbrella in Mexico, we’re hunkered down in the GTA. Why? Because booking a flight during playoffs is a form of financial
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Another season of minor hockey is skidding to a halt. Before we hang the puck-marked white jerseys up to dry—or more likely, before they walk themselves to the laundry room out of sheer bacterial sentience—let’s recap the chaos. The Goal: Beyond the "Tiger Parent"